seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

Joke of the day.

consult-the-moon-phantom:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

I think I got it.

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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